Tidy attire “is important in repelling the enemies’ manoeuvres to infiltrate corrupt capitalist ideas and lifestyle and establishing the socialist lifestyle of the military-first era!”

Now That’s Socialist Hair!

The People’s Republic of North Korea has — at long last — taken steps to stop the devious undermining of socialism by capitalist hair styles. That and the lies — lies! lies! lies! — about famine and poverty. North Korean radio and television sets will only receive North Korean broadcasts, but somehow….the people keep interpreting their “hunger” as evidence of a failed regime.