There is a long-standing rivalry between British and German holiday goers over access to furniture and good places at the beach and around the pool. The rivalry is bitter and often peaks when a British matron sharply asks, “After all, who won the war?!?!”
We recently learned from German lawyer Ralf Hocker that one cannot expect enforcement of legal claims to beach-side or pool-side places on the basis of the typical German tactic of getting there very early and laying down a towel. As Hocker has told the world (and as was very widely reported in the British press), “A British tourist would be quite within their legal rights to ignore the reservation implied by the towels if there is nobody there.” (BBC Radio 4 interview here.)
Now we learn that German holiday goers are bitterly complaining that another group has adopted the habit, leading to very nasty conflicts.
Unfortunately, Dr. Hocker is rather confused about the law, because he limits his understanding of the law to legislation and state enforcement. He insists in his interview that there is nothing one can do “legally” if one leaves a jacket on a bar stool in front of a beer and returns to find that it has been moved away and the seat occupied. Right, that is to say, Wrong. There’s a lot one can do to enforce the custom. After all, it’s the law.
This is a fun one.
I’m reminded of the fourth of July, as people place towels to save spots with good views of the fireworks. Are the early morning towel layers Sooners? When is the optimal time to lay down your towel?
I’m also reminded of the custom of “Guarding Parking Spots with Furniture in Boston” …
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4465962
All this “first there – first served” principle is terribly unfair, (at least as unfair as the disqualification of the Molvanian song at the last European Song Contest). Couldn’t these Europeans agree on a sun-/ time-sharing/ towel quota, or so?
Re: the general legal aspect of the towel war between the Brits and the Germans, I wonder why the EU has not come up with a clear regulation yet…Of course it gets tricky if the Russians start to get involved. Speaking of which:
I know one should not comment on a footnote, but re: article in the Guardian: isn’t comparing a man to a T34 actually making a compliment? The T34 was a fine piece of technology, well-built and efficient. NV
Good points from Ms. Vogel! But I’ve got to say, despite my admiration for the T34, I’m not sure I’d want one sitting next to me on the beach.