Drunk Russian sleeps off knifing
His alleged attacker reported the crime to the police himself, Interfax adds. Mr Lyalin apparently feels fine and bears no ill-will.
“We were drinking and what doesn’t happen when you’re drunk?” he was quoted by Komsomolskaya Pravda as saying.
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You’d have to be REALLY drunk not to notice a knife sticking out of your back!
“Last night I went drinking with a Russian, thought I was gonna die. Woke up this morning, wished I was dead.”
(A little saying some Russians taught me; they seemed rather delighted by it.)
Russian Toast: “I will meet you under the table”
Also a Russian joke: “Can you imagine?! Yesterday I was walking out of the restaurant, and some bitch stepped on my palm!”