I am soon to visit “Belgium.” Right.
Here’s the real truth:
The TRUTH About “Belgium”: The New World Order’s Belgian Conspiracy
“Belgian” citizens are actually innocent (for the most part) people (for the most part) that have been kidnapped by the New World Order’s Belgian Conspiracy division and brainwashed using psychotronic mind control, psychotropically enhanced beer, and neurolinguistic programming into believing that they are Belgians. All memories of their past lives have been repressed — replaced with implanted false memories of superior Belgian lives. Some of these Born Again Belgians are given cosmetic surgery and released back into the world population to spread propaganda about the existence of Belgium. The rest are taken to a large, underground complex beneath Euro-Disneyland where they are hooked up to a full-immersion VR computer network (known lovingly to the NWO as the “Brussels Beast”) that interfaces directly with their brains’ sensory centers to make them believe they are living their lives in Belgium (or the Belgium Simulation, as it is referred to by NWO memeticians).