Someone Who Defends “Our Way of Life”

January 17, 2010

From America’s Most Reliable News Source: “Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be

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Tim January 17, 2010 at 3:31 pm

“Area man” is a giveaway. Good article, though! I liked how the idiotic right was contrasted with the idiotic left.

“Dad’s great, but listening to all that talk radio has put some weird ideas into his head,” said daughter Samantha, a freshman at Reed College in Portland, OR. “He believes the Constitution allows the government to torture people and ban gay marriage, yet he doesn’t even know that it guarantees universal health care.”

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